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The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song
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The Lusty Argonian Maid, A Song
A musical rendition of everyone's favorite story

NOTE: A male/female duet, beginning with the male and alternating stanzas.


Crantius Colto is my name

My lusty Argonian maid

I've something here for you to clean

Come burnish now my blade!


I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true

A lusty Argonian maid

But your task is just too much, good sir,

I've never seen such a long blade!


Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what I hear,

My lusty Argonian maid

And Lady Colto's gone to Kvatch

No need for you to be afraid


Nay, I am needed elsewhere, sir,

Though your blade's so long and so hard

I'm needed to tend the instrument large

Of a sultry Argonian bard